GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scen